A Comic Con Story

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Klizh

May 28, 2019, 02:51:18 AM

 One of the things I hoped for, but didn't expect, this weekend at comic con was to meet a girl. I don't go to comic cons just to meet women, but because of my current life circumstances, comicons are my biggest social events of the year and I'm always optimistic. On Saturday evening, I realized I'm tired of doing the same things every year, so I decided to try something different and join some friends out and try the post-show night life. I didn't expect to meet my future wife in a bar but maybe I could get some experience talking to girls.

We wound up in a tiny bar with a decent-but-too-loud band and no women in sight who weren't already talking to others. And I didn't want to me THAT kind of guy. So I drank my beer, took a selfie to show my friends who wouldn't believe I was doing this without photographic evidence, and decided I was satisfied dipping my toes into something new, but it was time to go back to the hotel. Before going back upstairs, however, I noticed the outside patio had a fire burning and it looked cozy, so I thought I would sit down outside for a while before going in. I stepped out, and noticed there was a girl out there... and she began talking before I even sat down!

She was, however, very drunk. But she wanted to talk about Avengers: Endgame, so we got to talking about Marvel movies vs. comics and the pros and cons of each. It was quite a spirited discussion, until she suddenly declares, "I want Tony Stark and Peter Parker to f***." I was taken aback. It took me a moment to recover before I said, "You DO know Peter Parker is 15 in the movies, right?" To which she adamantly repeated, "I don't care. I want Peter and Tony to f***."

I quickly excused myself and went back upstairs to my room, on the way reconsidering my aversion against finding some church to meet women.


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Rayek trLhoell

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May 28, 2019, 11:52:38 AM

Lol.  Churches are nice places.  I know people who go to church. Most there are very sociable. 


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Naira

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May 28, 2019, 09:51:01 PM

I was just telling Will Waring  that the trick to meeting women, or really anyone, is learning to cook. Barbecuing may be the best option, you'd be hard pressed to find someone not impressed with good bbq skills.

Klizh

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May 28, 2019, 11:29:56 PM
Quote from: Naira on May 28, 2019, 09:51:01 PM

I was just telling Will Waring  that the trick to meeting women, or really anyone, is learning to cook. Barbecuing may be the best option, you'd be hard pressed to find someone not impressed with good bbq skills.

I can't afford to feed a random bunch of people like that though.


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Jada

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May 29, 2019, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: Klizh on May 28, 2019, 02:51:18 AM

She was, however, very drunk. But she wanted to talk about Avengers: Endgame, so we got to talking about Marvel movies vs. comics and the pros and cons of each. It was quite a spirited discussion, until she suddenly declares, "I want Tony Stark and Peter Parker to f***." I was taken aback. It took me a moment to recover before I said, "You DO know Peter Parker is 15 in the movies, right?" To which she adamantly repeated, "I don't care. I want Peter and Tony to f***."

Sounds like the Supernatural fan-girls who try to ship Sam and Dean Winchester, despite the fact that they're brothers...
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Alexander Wu

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May 29, 2019, 01:26:11 AM

Did you consider quipping back at any point, "Well then how would you like to be the Peter to my Tony?"


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Klizh

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May 29, 2019, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Alexander Wu on May 29, 2019, 01:26:11 AM

Did you consider quipping back at any point, "Well then how would you like to be the Peter to my Tony?"

That's disgusting on so many levels dude.


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Felicity Ellis

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May 29, 2019, 07:29:13 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2019, 07:50:56 AM by Felicity Ellis

There are a LOT of people out there who ship 'Starker' or 'Iron Dad', or even 'Wincest', as Jada mentioned before. Just remember these are fictional pairings. Anyone I've encountered who ships these pairings would not condone such ageplay or 'Lolitaism' in the real world because it's not appropriate. Some people are able to differentiate between fantasy and reality, you know.

ETA: The Parker/Stark ship has been around a long time before this re-imagined MCU began. Since the first crossover comic. There are much older Peter Parkers out there in the fandom; it's possible you just assumed she meant this current 15 year old variation, and not others who were often beyond college age.


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