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Definitely no complaint from me. I really enjoy just reading along with the story. I've got enough other stuff going on that I'm glad to not be needing to make posts every day. 

Seconded

Just in case anyone is wondering, I am checking daily to see what's going on, but I haven't seen a reason to submit a post. I'm not worried about it; I know the time will come.

I just wanted to say that I'm still here.

...in the shadows.

*SLAP* for complaining about me saving your skin by moving you away from the blast

Smelling the backside of a tribble

Experts never trust expert recommendations, sadly.

It's your fault the stunningly small smurfs smelled some stew smoldering somewhere, so stop selfishly smelling said stew.

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That grandma did spectacularly and carefully scoot above and beyond the call of duty on 82 occasions.

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That's awesome! Very nice!!

*SLAP* for making your motivations public and then slapping me for perceiving them

Snipes

It's your fault that the prepubescent prince probably pulled a prank on the princess by puking into her pouch of plastic ponies.

1.   Noun (job) Phlebotomy
2.   Noun (different job) Taxidermy
3.   Name Beauford
4.   Adjective complicated
5.   Rank General
6.   Last Name Stalin
7.   Pronoun Grandma
8.   Adverb spectacularly
9.    Adverb carefully
10.    Verb scoot
11.    Number 82
12.    Adjective basic
13.    pronoun Mt. Fuji
14.    noun umbrella
15.    noun parking lot

Going somewhere?

Kicked in the teeth by Worf

*SLAP* for complaining about something that you want to happen